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This blog has no adult content, unless slaying monsters qualifies as adult. I put that on there mostly for my own amusement, and to see if you, Mr. T, ever call me to come talk to you about some "issues." But I can surely assure you, there is no pornography on this blog. That word is fun to say. Pornography. Say it out loud. Now yell it at the top of your lungs. Now yell this, "Captain Rhubarb made off with my leg lamp and my sleeping cap!" Run down the street and yell that. That would be cool. When you get arrested/thrown into an asylum, I'll laugh.
Easter is another Pagan holiday stolen by the Christians.Isn't it weird that Jesus just happened to die the first Sunday of spring after a full moon? Jesus, It's like he died over and over again. Or is it when he was resurrected? I don't know. But anyway. I am an Atheist. So is my sister, but she says she believes in science. Which I think is hilarious. Anyway, I thought I would take on the challenge of reading the bible. I'm about 10 pages in and I totally want this to be a movie. I can see it all now. Big man with a gray beard makes the earth and heaven randomly appear, and he creates all sorts of things that inhabit the earth. Since he's so old, he needs a break on the seventh day of creationism, Which is why were supposed to celebrate god on Sunday. But, if he uses the Gregorian calendar, That should be a Saturday. Either that or Sunday came at the end of the week when god was around. It doesn't even explain why god does this. It just says he does. And it was good. What the f$@k does that mean? It was good? Maybe he should of tried not giving us the ability to sin or cause war or kill each other! That might have been good! He also created light. He probably should have done that first so he could see what he was doing. And why does God do this? Probably because he was bored. What would you do if you were god?
In positive news, I got an easter basket today. Which I wasn't expecting. Probably because I'm 15. I mean 37. I think I'm supposed to lie about my age.In it was a bucket of chocolate. Which is now mostly gone. Here's a picture of Gargoyle Moe which was crapfully drawn in 4-5 minutes:

Totally worth it, huh? See you all around next week, and remember, PORN IS BAD! Also, I found out yesterday that my great uncle drank hydrogen peroxide every day of his life.