Short: Ever since I lost the spelling bee in third grade, I have been almost physically incapable of spelling tomorrow. I always spell it tomarrow. You see, in the third grade, I won the spelling bee every term except in third term. I spelled tomorrow tomarrow and Mrs. Pearson, or as I called her, Sarge told me I spelled it right. The next kid spelled Incredible wrong and said I had won, again. Then she said "Wait, spell tomorrow again."
I was thinking "okay, whatever floats your boat, Sarge." and I spelled it again.
She said "Oh well thats wrong. Sorry. Austin you win."
That day I became seriously confused and vowed to never spell tomorrow again. Next day, spelling test. Tomorrow was one of the words. I just realised this is becoming a longer post than I had meant it to be. Since I googled tomorrow, I spelled it right. I forgot after my Ecstasy. Until next time, this is Dylan, signing off.
Tuesday, September 21, 2010
Illithid and other thoughts
This little section will probably be understood by few. I have been thinking about D&D and how the next campaign starts tomorrow at 6. I finally decided I would make a character when I got there. Up until then, I considered making a Bard, a Psion, or just a plain old Wizard. Then a flash of inspiration hit me. Mind flayers! Playing one of those guys would be awesome. But alas, no such thing yet excists. I could play a drow, but I'm saving that for a Friday group I play in.
While we are on this topic, has anyone seen 30 rock lately? The new season starts on Thursday. Unfortunately, I have to go to puppy class with my dog, Banjo. We just finished with Eva a month ago now. Anyway I watched 30 rock with my sister the other day when this quote came up:
"Floyd it's 4:30 in the morning." Tina Fey said "I haven't stayed up this late since college."
That was when she had a flashback to her college years where she had some graph paper out and a bunch of D&D minis sitting on a desk. She then said "And what should be behind this trap door? I know, more orks!" I immediately burst out laughing, and my sister Lauren immediately started making fun of me.
Well, I guess that's all I really wanted to say. So on some other post during this week, probably either on Thursday or Saturday, I will post another thing about how my week went on D&D. So until next time, this is Dylan signing off.
While we are on this topic, has anyone seen 30 rock lately? The new season starts on Thursday. Unfortunately, I have to go to puppy class with my dog, Banjo. We just finished with Eva a month ago now. Anyway I watched 30 rock with my sister the other day when this quote came up:
"Floyd it's 4:30 in the morning." Tina Fey said "I haven't stayed up this late since college."
That was when she had a flashback to her college years where she had some graph paper out and a bunch of D&D minis sitting on a desk. She then said "And what should be behind this trap door? I know, more orks!" I immediately burst out laughing, and my sister Lauren immediately started making fun of me.
Well, I guess that's all I really wanted to say. So on some other post during this week, probably either on Thursday or Saturday, I will post another thing about how my week went on D&D. So until next time, this is Dylan signing off.
Sunday, September 19, 2010
Various thoughts
Ok, so first blog post! Well first I just want to say that typing is really annoying now. After my dad spilled milk on the old keyboard we got a really old one. Well something is stuck in the space bar and the shift key so it's yeah...
Well, ok, I am done ranting now. I never know what to talk about on blogs so I usually end up putting a zillion pictures on one. But not today! Er, I mean this time. Because now I have to type five hundred words a week! So I will probably still put up random pictures, but I'll also tell of my awesome experiences in La-la land as I day dream in class, at home, at the store and various other places. I'll also tell you of my experiences as a nerd and as a stay-at-home Yoda. So that part didn't make any sense, you think? Well I suppose it didn't to me either, but I'll also put up lots of random quotes. So quotes of this week are going to be:
Monday: What happened to the jello?
Tuesday: Kids these days!
Wednesday: Look, Avatar!
Thursday: Then it shorted out.
Friday: Man, am I tired!
Saturday: We don't have any clean spoons!
Sunday: Like getting hit by a pie trap.
So what do you do with these quotes you, might ask? Well, try to say as many of them as you can on the corresponding day. If you can say it once, I'll clap once for you. Say it thrice, I'll post your name up. Say it five times and I will be incredibly impressed. Well, half-way there. I'm kinda bored. Well as Yoda said about the swamp "Keep trudging through."
What?! You're saying Yoda didn't say that? Well, that's probably true, except for the fact that you have no proof! WA HA HA HA!!! So I'm gonna take a quick break, so I will be back in a few lines.
Welcome back to the show! Where all of the contestants get Jello on monday. (Note to self: post "what happened to all of the jello tomorrow.") See, people, it's not hard to figure out how to say it, it's to remember when to say it.
Personal life time! I am an incredibly boring person. I will say that straight out. But that's why I got a blog: to brag about myself! No I am totally kidding but if you want to see some funny drawings head over to http://qualitydoodles.blogspot.com/ I do not own this blog in any single way. Cause words can't bring me dow-ow-own. No, no, no.
I go and play the nerdiest game so far invented: Dungeons and Dragons also known as D&D, D and D, DandD, D+D, Dungeons & Dragons, Dungeons + Dragons and anything else you can think of. I go and play it Every Wednesday night. (personal note: reading this is more fun if you say wednesday Wed-nes-day.) I also play it most Friday nights and a few Saturdays at various times.
So I guess that wraps it up. Until next time, This is Dylan signing off.
Well, ok, I am done ranting now. I never know what to talk about on blogs so I usually end up putting a zillion pictures on one. But not today! Er, I mean this time. Because now I have to type five hundred words a week! So I will probably still put up random pictures, but I'll also tell of my awesome experiences in La-la land as I day dream in class, at home, at the store and various other places. I'll also tell you of my experiences as a nerd and as a stay-at-home Yoda. So that part didn't make any sense, you think? Well I suppose it didn't to me either, but I'll also put up lots of random quotes. So quotes of this week are going to be:
Monday: What happened to the jello?
Tuesday: Kids these days!
Wednesday: Look, Avatar!
Thursday: Then it shorted out.
Friday: Man, am I tired!
Saturday: We don't have any clean spoons!
Sunday: Like getting hit by a pie trap.
So what do you do with these quotes you, might ask? Well, try to say as many of them as you can on the corresponding day. If you can say it once, I'll clap once for you. Say it thrice, I'll post your name up. Say it five times and I will be incredibly impressed. Well, half-way there. I'm kinda bored. Well as Yoda said about the swamp "Keep trudging through."
What?! You're saying Yoda didn't say that? Well, that's probably true, except for the fact that you have no proof! WA HA HA HA!!! So I'm gonna take a quick break, so I will be back in a few lines.
Welcome back to the show! Where all of the contestants get Jello on monday. (Note to self: post "what happened to all of the jello tomorrow.") See, people, it's not hard to figure out how to say it, it's to remember when to say it.
Personal life time! I am an incredibly boring person. I will say that straight out. But that's why I got a blog: to brag about myself! No I am totally kidding but if you want to see some funny drawings head over to http://qualitydoodles.blogspot.com/ I do not own this blog in any single way. Cause words can't bring me dow-ow-own. No, no, no.
I go and play the nerdiest game so far invented: Dungeons and Dragons also known as D&D, D and D, DandD, D+D, Dungeons & Dragons, Dungeons + Dragons and anything else you can think of. I go and play it Every Wednesday night. (personal note: reading this is more fun if you say wednesday Wed-nes-day.) I also play it most Friday nights and a few Saturdays at various times.
So I guess that wraps it up. Until next time, This is Dylan signing off.
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