It's late once again, but by now that's expected. I just finished watching SNL (Hooray, OnDemand!) and now I'm just trying to think of something interesting enough to write about for 500 words. I honestly never have any thing going on in my life that's worth mentioning. So I'll talk about everything I did over the weekend. If you make it to the bottom of the page, leave a comment and I'll give you 4 kudos. Which is my new system for rewarding anyone (At least seven people) who read this blog. Every week, I'll give some way to gain 1-5 kudos, and whoever has the most in 3 weeks, which means the end of the year, wins a prize. Which means me hunting you down and giving you something I got out of a vending machine. Also, if you do get the kudos from all 3 weeks, I'll give you a bonus kudo! If you are the first commenter, you get a bonus kudo! So many ways to win kudos! If you compliment my crapfully drawn artwork, You get 2 kudos. If you sarcastically comment on it, you get 1 kudo. Should have been nicer to me. If you e-mail me a picture of anything @ Dylanswaters@gmail.com, you get 3 kudos. If your drawing is a superhero or a guy holding a sword or other medieval implement, you get a bonus kudo. The first 5 commenters on this post get 1d6 (1 six sided die) bonus kudos. If anyone gets 1 kudo, I'll be impressed. Now for the big winner. Anyone who draws an epic gargoyle, signs their name, writes gargoyle Moe somewhere on it, and says, "It's OK to put this on your blog." You get 5 kudos and you'll be my hero. And my only friend. Just kidding. Second. It's been 20 minutes, and I'm still not done? I gotta speed this up! I have a discussion board post to do!
This weekend, which is what I was gonna talk about anyway, was really boring. On Friday (gotta get down on Friday), I went home, called my friends and said let's see a movie, or hang out, or go buy a Monster, or anything but they didn't want to. On Sat. I called them up again after having to go on a really lame trip to Snowbasin to fix owl boxes. I still can't feel two of my toes. Have you looked up there? It's still all snowy, but my parents were all like, "Nah! It's fine!" It was warm, but not on my feet. My friends still didn't want to hang. So on Sunday, which is a fine day for me to hang out. No churchy religious stuff means an extra day off. Especially from creepers like anyone who works at a church. Unless. Unless it's for Cthulhu or the Onion God. Or for Big Balthazar. All of those are cults. So I'm not sure you can count those. At the chime, the current time is eleven o' clocko' thank you. *Ching/noise that a chime should make*
That's all for tonight. Good night nobody!
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Sunday, May 15, 2011
Monday, December 6, 2010
1000 word post of stuff that no one really cares about.
Today is the day, That is December second. Did anyone do No-shavember? Well, I did, but the only real thing that happened is that my uni-brow grew in real thick. But I shaved it yesterday night, so it's not there anymore. Umm, I guess I'll do the quotes of the week!
Monday: Salmon.
Tuesday: In 5 years we'll have holograms and crap.
Wednesday: Just free the main slave, the others aren't worth it.
Saturday: Look! It's Spock!
Now for a quick 6 page comic I made in an assignment for our mythology wiki which can be found here.
Monday: Salmon.
Tuesday: In 5 years we'll have holograms and crap.
Wednesday: Just free the main slave, the others aren't worth it.
Thursday: Who knew it could talk
Friday: Boulder! Boulder! Boulder!Saturday: Look! It's Spock!
Now for a quick 6 page comic I made in an assignment for our mythology wiki which can be found here.
(Click on the image to biggen it!!!)
Before I sign off, I have no idea why that the 5:36 post went to the top, so until next time this is me, signing off.
Sunday, November 21, 2010
5:36 PM
So, how are you all doing tonight?! Wooooo! (crowd cheering)
It is now 5: 46 PM.
I'm going to turn the time over to my sister. She is really cool and she's my hero. I think she will become ruler of the free world, and dictator of the un-free world. She one day hopes to have her own unicorn farm (crowd booing). Give it up for my undeniably awesome sister!!!
How are we doing tonight?! (crowd cheering). My brother invited me here this evening to tell you all about something I know only hardly anything about. That's Dungeons and Dragons (TM). Also something I know very little about is spanish, but I once knew a girl who knew a girl that lived in Chile that said that instead of "hahaha" they write "jajaja". I am also prepared for quotes of the week. So let's get this show on the road.(crowd cheering)
Dungeons and Dragons is a game for people that lack personal hygiene (all lies) and have an interest in electronics (??). I know this because on Wednesday I get serious taco cravings and have a trip to taco time, and afterward I pick my brother up from his weekly "adventure (delve)." So I go into that place and it's like I'm back in AP chemistry (once this kid made an ester using butric acid, and decided to put it on himself because he wanted to smell like banana Laffy taffy, but it quickly broke down and became butric acid again, which smell just like vomit), sitting behind the kid in my AP physics class that has gas. That is how I know that DnD players tend to stink. They also sell comics there, and everyone knows that comic books attract stinky people.
In a world where my brother goes places and I go places with him, I see things unseen by others that are seeing. That means that once my mom made a joke about her stylus for her palm pilot in the presence of DnDers, and they found it most hilarious. Proof for the earlier discussed statement.
Quotes of the Week:
Monday: "You don't want to have a warm smoothie, it's like drinking fruity bathwater."
-- Neil Gaiman, on Arthur.
Tuesday: "Men often oppose a thing merely because they have had no agency in planning it, or because it may have been planned by those whom they dislike."
-- Alexander Hamilton (my hero!)
Wednesday: "Sometimes we don't do the things we want to do so that others won't know we want to do them."
-- Ivy, The Village
Thursday: "The voice of the people has been said to be the voice of God; and, however generally this maxim has been quoted and believed, it is not true to fact. The people are turbulent and changing, they seldom judge or determine right."
-- Alexander Hamilton
Friday: "The Kraken and the Watermelon Patch."
-- .......
Saturday: "hrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"
--Eva Joe
Sunday: "Well, put on your fancy stained jacket and gather round the fire in the trash can homeless romantic"
--Strong Bad
So, until next time, this is Dylan "El Coolio" Waters, and Lauren "Powderpuff" Waters, signing off.
It is now 5: 46 PM.
I'm going to turn the time over to my sister. She is really cool and she's my hero. I think she will become ruler of the free world, and dictator of the un-free world. She one day hopes to have her own unicorn farm (crowd booing). Give it up for my undeniably awesome sister!!!
How are we doing tonight?! (crowd cheering). My brother invited me here this evening to tell you all about something I know only hardly anything about. That's Dungeons and Dragons (TM). Also something I know very little about is spanish, but I once knew a girl who knew a girl that lived in Chile that said that instead of "hahaha" they write "jajaja". I am also prepared for quotes of the week. So let's get this show on the road.(crowd cheering)
Dungeons and Dragons is a game for people that lack personal hygiene (all lies) and have an interest in electronics (??). I know this because on Wednesday I get serious taco cravings and have a trip to taco time, and afterward I pick my brother up from his weekly "adventure (delve)." So I go into that place and it's like I'm back in AP chemistry (once this kid made an ester using butric acid, and decided to put it on himself because he wanted to smell like banana Laffy taffy, but it quickly broke down and became butric acid again, which smell just like vomit), sitting behind the kid in my AP physics class that has gas. That is how I know that DnD players tend to stink. They also sell comics there, and everyone knows that comic books attract stinky people.
In a world where my brother goes places and I go places with him, I see things unseen by others that are seeing. That means that once my mom made a joke about her stylus for her palm pilot in the presence of DnDers, and they found it most hilarious. Proof for the earlier discussed statement.
Quotes of the Week:
Monday: "You don't want to have a warm smoothie, it's like drinking fruity bathwater."
-- Neil Gaiman, on Arthur.
Tuesday: "Men often oppose a thing merely because they have had no agency in planning it, or because it may have been planned by those whom they dislike."
-- Alexander Hamilton (my hero!)
Wednesday: "Sometimes we don't do the things we want to do so that others won't know we want to do them."
-- Ivy, The Village
Thursday: "The voice of the people has been said to be the voice of God; and, however generally this maxim has been quoted and believed, it is not true to fact. The people are turbulent and changing, they seldom judge or determine right."
-- Alexander Hamilton
Friday: "The Kraken and the Watermelon Patch."
-- .......
Saturday: "hrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"
--Eva Joe
Sunday: "Well, put on your fancy stained jacket and gather round the fire in the trash can homeless romantic"
--Strong Bad
So, until next time, this is Dylan "El Coolio" Waters, and Lauren "Powderpuff" Waters, signing off.
Sunday, November 7, 2010
Almost good times...
I really like the titles of my blog. I like the fact that they rarely have to do with anything that I am ever talking about. So yeah, the flying car did explode in liftoff but at least they built the flying car, right? I have no idea what I'm talking about.
New paragraph! What should I talk about next? What's cool about writing a blog is that it is just like taking an adventure deep into the cerebral cortex. If that makes sense, I get kudos. The good king though, not the crappy candy kind. Because while you're writing your blog, you get to think about the past events, your regrets and your accomplishments, which for me, usually the regrets outweigh the accomplishments, and I feel like I failed during the week. But, that would be acting like a downer.
I got up at 8/7 today because of daylight savings ending, or is it beginning? Who knows?! All that I know is that I got an extra hour of sleep last night. I can remember the differences of daylight savings time because we spring forward and we fall back. See what I mean. It's cool and you know it, at least, it is cooler than what you thought it was.
So on Friday I went to a pretty cool party, where I made some friends, some enemies, and realized that I am not good at a lot of things. I also learned that my friends girlfriend hates me for reasons that I still don't know nor would I understand if I did know. Saturday came around, and I took my dogs to the park, then went to this party-ish thing with my mom's co-workers. They were ok. I was forced to play foosball, pinball and darts. I won't say anything else about it because I don't know how to without making it seem awkward. See, now you still feel awkward. Even the spelling of awkward is awkward. It looks like Ow-k'-ward. So yeah, vote for me, or don't because I don't even care.
Ummm, since I still have time to tell you something pointless, (like I haven't been telling you pointless things this whole time.) I will tell you one of my tales about lonely wednesday nights.
On wednesday, at about 6:15, My dad drives me down to this little game store that is tucked away in a corner out of sight called Hajomaje: Games, toys, and collectables, where I (hold on, my pot pie just finished.) drop off my backpack full of books and my tackle box full of small plastic miniatures representing everything from zombies to demons, and walk across the street to taco time. I get 2 chicken soft tacos then go back and play d&d. This story will be continued.
Qoutes for the week
Monday: I'm not tired
Tuesday:So I used my stapler
Wednesday: Immediately afterward
Thursday:I found it in my pocket
Friday: My keyboard had the ___ key taken out
Saturday: So then I cooked it...
Sunday: At the bottom of the stairs...
Some of these qoutes have inner jokes, in case you haven't noticed...
So until next time, this is Dylan Waters signing out/off
New paragraph! What should I talk about next? What's cool about writing a blog is that it is just like taking an adventure deep into the cerebral cortex. If that makes sense, I get kudos. The good king though, not the crappy candy kind. Because while you're writing your blog, you get to think about the past events, your regrets and your accomplishments, which for me, usually the regrets outweigh the accomplishments, and I feel like I failed during the week. But, that would be acting like a downer.
I got up at 8/7 today because of daylight savings ending, or is it beginning? Who knows?! All that I know is that I got an extra hour of sleep last night. I can remember the differences of daylight savings time because we spring forward and we fall back. See what I mean. It's cool and you know it, at least, it is cooler than what you thought it was.
So on Friday I went to a pretty cool party, where I made some friends, some enemies, and realized that I am not good at a lot of things. I also learned that my friends girlfriend hates me for reasons that I still don't know nor would I understand if I did know. Saturday came around, and I took my dogs to the park, then went to this party-ish thing with my mom's co-workers. They were ok. I was forced to play foosball, pinball and darts. I won't say anything else about it because I don't know how to without making it seem awkward. See, now you still feel awkward. Even the spelling of awkward is awkward. It looks like Ow-k'-ward. So yeah, vote for me, or don't because I don't even care.
Ummm, since I still have time to tell you something pointless, (like I haven't been telling you pointless things this whole time.) I will tell you one of my tales about lonely wednesday nights.
On wednesday, at about 6:15, My dad drives me down to this little game store that is tucked away in a corner out of sight called Hajomaje: Games, toys, and collectables, where I (hold on, my pot pie just finished.) drop off my backpack full of books and my tackle box full of small plastic miniatures representing everything from zombies to demons, and walk across the street to taco time. I get 2 chicken soft tacos then go back and play d&d. This story will be continued.
Qoutes for the week
Monday: I'm not tired
Tuesday:So I used my stapler
Wednesday: Immediately afterward
Thursday:I found it in my pocket
Friday: My keyboard had the ___ key taken out
Saturday: So then I cooked it...
Sunday: At the bottom of the stairs...
Some of these qoutes have inner jokes, in case you haven't noticed...
So until next time, this is Dylan Waters signing out/off
Sunday, October 31, 2010
Sunday, Bloody Sunday
Well, happy Halloween everybody! Also happy end of the term! Hope all of your grade-related wishes came true! If they didn't, better luck in NovDecJan, formally known as term 2, but NovDecJan sounds cool.
Ok, next thing. Quotes. Here they are:
Monday:I can't find my platypus'es parents' car!
Tuesday:It's time for its pity-party!
Wednesday:I'm not arguing.
Thursday:Bad idea, man. never listen to those guys' bribes.
Friday:I know this one guy that said this one thing one time.
Saturday:I'm running out of good quotes
Sunday:Aaarg! The duck took the stairs again.
So usually the people who belong to the family of the Waterses buy some candy and have tons leftover cuz' no one, and I mean no one, comes to our house. So this year the parents of the Waters' family go out and buy less candy. See how I'm covering for their names, eh? Well now we get 30 people and we have to buy more candy for tonight. I think that it is really dumb that people think it's "ok" for them to celebrate a holiday when it's not a holiday. I wanted to judo kick all those kids who thought that it was halloween. What's the point of joining a religion if you can't even celebrate holidays on the actual holiday, huh? What is the world coming to if you can't even celebrate people's holidays on the correct day? That's my opinion of stuff.
This brings the wrath of blogness to a new "label" thing.Rants. Remember that because they will probably be coming around a lot. If you forget I will never forgive you.
Hmm. What else to talk about.I don't wanna do a story, or talk about nerd-time, looks like this will lead to another new label. It is not going to be politics cuz politics are boring to read and talk about.
So did anyone struggle with honor's english? I still have to finish "The Chosen" and write a review but that's about it. The forum stuff was kinda annoying and hard to remember to do... But in the end I did it. I did my shelfari thingy onto my blog just now... Does anyone else multitask? In addition to all that stuff, I just did my editing for one of my blog posts too, so now it makes much more sense. Does your's? no. Because it isn't cool. Your's is just a bunch of random pointless stories that no one likes, or politics, or your grades, or stuff that only you would understand and make it so no one else ever has fun reading your blog. Well I say that my blog is a point of light in an ever-darkening world. My blog will push away all of those things that you hate. So come. Let my blog wrap you in its soft blanket of words. See that metaphor? Your blog doesn't have metaphors either.
Did anyone know that my middle name is Seamus? That is pronounced ShA-muss. Yeah at one point I tried to go by that. People didn't go for that. So if I still went by that this would be Seamus's blog.
"So until next time, Send me your questions, and I will make fun of you!"--Strong Bad
Ok, next thing. Quotes. Here they are:
Monday:I can't find my platypus'es parents' car!
Tuesday:It's time for its pity-party!
Wednesday:I'm not arguing.
Thursday:Bad idea, man. never listen to those guys' bribes.
Friday:I know this one guy that said this one thing one time.
Saturday:I'm running out of good quotes
Sunday:Aaarg! The duck took the stairs again.
So usually the people who belong to the family of the Waterses buy some candy and have tons leftover cuz' no one, and I mean no one, comes to our house. So this year the parents of the Waters' family go out and buy less candy. See how I'm covering for their names, eh? Well now we get 30 people and we have to buy more candy for tonight. I think that it is really dumb that people think it's "ok" for them to celebrate a holiday when it's not a holiday. I wanted to judo kick all those kids who thought that it was halloween. What's the point of joining a religion if you can't even celebrate holidays on the actual holiday, huh? What is the world coming to if you can't even celebrate people's holidays on the correct day? That's my opinion of stuff.
This brings the wrath of blogness to a new "label" thing.Rants. Remember that because they will probably be coming around a lot. If you forget I will never forgive you.
Hmm. What else to talk about.I don't wanna do a story, or talk about nerd-time, looks like this will lead to another new label. It is not going to be politics cuz politics are boring to read and talk about.
So did anyone struggle with honor's english? I still have to finish "The Chosen" and write a review but that's about it. The forum stuff was kinda annoying and hard to remember to do... But in the end I did it. I did my shelfari thingy onto my blog just now... Does anyone else multitask? In addition to all that stuff, I just did my editing for one of my blog posts too, so now it makes much more sense. Does your's? no. Because it isn't cool. Your's is just a bunch of random pointless stories that no one likes, or politics, or your grades, or stuff that only you would understand and make it so no one else ever has fun reading your blog. Well I say that my blog is a point of light in an ever-darkening world. My blog will push away all of those things that you hate. So come. Let my blog wrap you in its soft blanket of words. See that metaphor? Your blog doesn't have metaphors either.
Did anyone know that my middle name is Seamus? That is pronounced ShA-muss. Yeah at one point I tried to go by that. People didn't go for that. So if I still went by that this would be Seamus's blog.
"So until next time, Send me your questions, and I will make fun of you!"--Strong Bad
Monday, October 25, 2010
Crap. Plain old crap.
This week was not the best of all time. The beginning of the week started with me worrying what would come up the rest of the week. Tuesday came along and I did horrible on my math test. Wednesday came along and I messed up at our concert, then everyone yelled at me for something I didn't even do. However, I did play the chime part perfect. Now it's Thursday, and I have to go talk to everyone who I wanted to get away from on Tuesday. Oh, the memories.
Not that I'm whining though, because that's not my style. I just wanted to get it off my chest. The title actually doesn't have to do with anything. Oh, also if you see any spelling/grammatical errors on here let me know. I wanna fix 'em.. <- Did you see what I did there? So don't say anything about those, but any others, yeah.
Now, I am going to try a new thing. I will write a story, and you have to find the pattern. Ready, steady, go!
A long time ago, Before poeple came, Crabs ruled the world from their...Dark fortress! Eh? Figure it out yet? Going to find someone to conquer the crabs set off. Hurrying down a hill sideways they came upon some snails.
"Ick!" they yelled and charged.
"Jumpin' Jupiter!" the snails screamed, and hid in their shells.
Killer crabs tried to attack their shells but they were to tough. Lenny, a particurally fat crab, went to go get some lemonade. Many days later the snails crept out of their shells. Nasty crabs were down upon them in an instant!Out in the open and not in their shells, they were completely defenseless. Plucked out of their shells they were. Queen crab took them away and locked them away in the cellar. Rugged and wrecked, they were now slugs.
Soon the slugs hatched a plan. They climbed on top of eachother and climbed out of the cellar!
"Ugly we may be, but victorious we are!" Voiced one slug.
Waiting for the right moment, they attacked and defeated the crabs. Xylophones and trumpets rang out as they claimed the dark fortress. Yet the slugs had their own quarrels, and some left to become snails again and some stayed. Zebras however, are the true victor.
If you can figure it out, leave a comment. Be sure to include your name, number, e-mail and social security number.
I'm kidding. All you need is your name.
So this post started on Thursday, and I'm finishing it on Monday! Hoo-ray Laziness! After this term is over, I swear to you I will get all of the pictures up on here. So be ready, cuz' I'm not making any promises...
So until next time, this is Dylan (El coolio) Waters, signing off...
But First our weekly broadcast, (insert show tune here)
Today there was snow in the mountains. Tomorrow it will be cold. Based on the current weather pattern it will be cold for the rest of the week too.
Not that I'm whining though, because that's not my style. I just wanted to get it off my chest. The title actually doesn't have to do with anything. Oh, also if you see any spelling/grammatical errors on here let me know. I wanna fix 'em.. <- Did you see what I did there? So don't say anything about those, but any others, yeah.
Now, I am going to try a new thing. I will write a story, and you have to find the pattern. Ready, steady, go!
A long time ago, Before poeple came, Crabs ruled the world from their...Dark fortress! Eh? Figure it out yet? Going to find someone to conquer the crabs set off. Hurrying down a hill sideways they came upon some snails.
"Ick!" they yelled and charged.
"Jumpin' Jupiter!" the snails screamed, and hid in their shells.
Killer crabs tried to attack their shells but they were to tough. Lenny, a particurally fat crab, went to go get some lemonade. Many days later the snails crept out of their shells. Nasty crabs were down upon them in an instant!Out in the open and not in their shells, they were completely defenseless. Plucked out of their shells they were. Queen crab took them away and locked them away in the cellar. Rugged and wrecked, they were now slugs.
Soon the slugs hatched a plan. They climbed on top of eachother and climbed out of the cellar!
"Ugly we may be, but victorious we are!" Voiced one slug.
Waiting for the right moment, they attacked and defeated the crabs. Xylophones and trumpets rang out as they claimed the dark fortress. Yet the slugs had their own quarrels, and some left to become snails again and some stayed. Zebras however, are the true victor.
If you can figure it out, leave a comment. Be sure to include your name, number, e-mail and social security number.
I'm kidding. All you need is your name.
So this post started on Thursday, and I'm finishing it on Monday! Hoo-ray Laziness! After this term is over, I swear to you I will get all of the pictures up on here. So be ready, cuz' I'm not making any promises...
So until next time, this is Dylan (El coolio) Waters, signing off...
But First our weekly broadcast, (insert show tune here)
Today there was snow in the mountains. Tomorrow it will be cold. Based on the current weather pattern it will be cold for the rest of the week too.
Tuesday, September 21, 2010
Illithid and other thoughts
This little section will probably be understood by few. I have been thinking about D&D and how the next campaign starts tomorrow at 6. I finally decided I would make a character when I got there. Up until then, I considered making a Bard, a Psion, or just a plain old Wizard. Then a flash of inspiration hit me. Mind flayers! Playing one of those guys would be awesome. But alas, no such thing yet excists. I could play a drow, but I'm saving that for a Friday group I play in.
While we are on this topic, has anyone seen 30 rock lately? The new season starts on Thursday. Unfortunately, I have to go to puppy class with my dog, Banjo. We just finished with Eva a month ago now. Anyway I watched 30 rock with my sister the other day when this quote came up:
"Floyd it's 4:30 in the morning." Tina Fey said "I haven't stayed up this late since college."
That was when she had a flashback to her college years where she had some graph paper out and a bunch of D&D minis sitting on a desk. She then said "And what should be behind this trap door? I know, more orks!" I immediately burst out laughing, and my sister Lauren immediately started making fun of me.
Well, I guess that's all I really wanted to say. So on some other post during this week, probably either on Thursday or Saturday, I will post another thing about how my week went on D&D. So until next time, this is Dylan signing off.
While we are on this topic, has anyone seen 30 rock lately? The new season starts on Thursday. Unfortunately, I have to go to puppy class with my dog, Banjo. We just finished with Eva a month ago now. Anyway I watched 30 rock with my sister the other day when this quote came up:
"Floyd it's 4:30 in the morning." Tina Fey said "I haven't stayed up this late since college."
That was when she had a flashback to her college years where she had some graph paper out and a bunch of D&D minis sitting on a desk. She then said "And what should be behind this trap door? I know, more orks!" I immediately burst out laughing, and my sister Lauren immediately started making fun of me.
Well, I guess that's all I really wanted to say. So on some other post during this week, probably either on Thursday or Saturday, I will post another thing about how my week went on D&D. So until next time, this is Dylan signing off.
Sunday, September 19, 2010
Various thoughts
Ok, so first blog post! Well first I just want to say that typing is really annoying now. After my dad spilled milk on the old keyboard we got a really old one. Well something is stuck in the space bar and the shift key so it's yeah...
Well, ok, I am done ranting now. I never know what to talk about on blogs so I usually end up putting a zillion pictures on one. But not today! Er, I mean this time. Because now I have to type five hundred words a week! So I will probably still put up random pictures, but I'll also tell of my awesome experiences in La-la land as I day dream in class, at home, at the store and various other places. I'll also tell you of my experiences as a nerd and as a stay-at-home Yoda. So that part didn't make any sense, you think? Well I suppose it didn't to me either, but I'll also put up lots of random quotes. So quotes of this week are going to be:
Monday: What happened to the jello?
Tuesday: Kids these days!
Wednesday: Look, Avatar!
Thursday: Then it shorted out.
Friday: Man, am I tired!
Saturday: We don't have any clean spoons!
Sunday: Like getting hit by a pie trap.
So what do you do with these quotes you, might ask? Well, try to say as many of them as you can on the corresponding day. If you can say it once, I'll clap once for you. Say it thrice, I'll post your name up. Say it five times and I will be incredibly impressed. Well, half-way there. I'm kinda bored. Well as Yoda said about the swamp "Keep trudging through."
What?! You're saying Yoda didn't say that? Well, that's probably true, except for the fact that you have no proof! WA HA HA HA!!! So I'm gonna take a quick break, so I will be back in a few lines.
Welcome back to the show! Where all of the contestants get Jello on monday. (Note to self: post "what happened to all of the jello tomorrow.") See, people, it's not hard to figure out how to say it, it's to remember when to say it.
Personal life time! I am an incredibly boring person. I will say that straight out. But that's why I got a blog: to brag about myself! No I am totally kidding but if you want to see some funny drawings head over to http://qualitydoodles.blogspot.com/ I do not own this blog in any single way. Cause words can't bring me dow-ow-own. No, no, no.
I go and play the nerdiest game so far invented: Dungeons and Dragons also known as D&D, D and D, DandD, D+D, Dungeons & Dragons, Dungeons + Dragons and anything else you can think of. I go and play it Every Wednesday night. (personal note: reading this is more fun if you say wednesday Wed-nes-day.) I also play it most Friday nights and a few Saturdays at various times.
So I guess that wraps it up. Until next time, This is Dylan signing off.
Well, ok, I am done ranting now. I never know what to talk about on blogs so I usually end up putting a zillion pictures on one. But not today! Er, I mean this time. Because now I have to type five hundred words a week! So I will probably still put up random pictures, but I'll also tell of my awesome experiences in La-la land as I day dream in class, at home, at the store and various other places. I'll also tell you of my experiences as a nerd and as a stay-at-home Yoda. So that part didn't make any sense, you think? Well I suppose it didn't to me either, but I'll also put up lots of random quotes. So quotes of this week are going to be:
Monday: What happened to the jello?
Tuesday: Kids these days!
Wednesday: Look, Avatar!
Thursday: Then it shorted out.
Friday: Man, am I tired!
Saturday: We don't have any clean spoons!
Sunday: Like getting hit by a pie trap.
So what do you do with these quotes you, might ask? Well, try to say as many of them as you can on the corresponding day. If you can say it once, I'll clap once for you. Say it thrice, I'll post your name up. Say it five times and I will be incredibly impressed. Well, half-way there. I'm kinda bored. Well as Yoda said about the swamp "Keep trudging through."
What?! You're saying Yoda didn't say that? Well, that's probably true, except for the fact that you have no proof! WA HA HA HA!!! So I'm gonna take a quick break, so I will be back in a few lines.
Welcome back to the show! Where all of the contestants get Jello on monday. (Note to self: post "what happened to all of the jello tomorrow.") See, people, it's not hard to figure out how to say it, it's to remember when to say it.
Personal life time! I am an incredibly boring person. I will say that straight out. But that's why I got a blog: to brag about myself! No I am totally kidding but if you want to see some funny drawings head over to http://qualitydoodles.blogspot.com/ I do not own this blog in any single way. Cause words can't bring me dow-ow-own. No, no, no.
I go and play the nerdiest game so far invented: Dungeons and Dragons also known as D&D, D and D, DandD, D+D, Dungeons & Dragons, Dungeons + Dragons and anything else you can think of. I go and play it Every Wednesday night. (personal note: reading this is more fun if you say wednesday Wed-nes-day.) I also play it most Friday nights and a few Saturdays at various times.
So I guess that wraps it up. Until next time, This is Dylan signing off.
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